I am Blessed with the Gift of Staying Calm

Today, I was pulling weeds, between the storms, and got a phone call. Talked forever and when I was done with the flowerbeds, I laid on the picnic table, rolled up my shirt and was trying to get some sun. I'm laying there on the phone and feel something crawling on my foot. Thank goodness I didn't swat it with my foot first. I looked down and I had this HUGE red wasp crawling on my foot. I interupted that conversation and went, Oh my gosh, I have a wasp on my foot...I don't know what to do!!! I just stayed calm and after an eternity (probably a minute) it flew away! I WAS SO SCARED!!!!